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i just ate my 3-year-old nephew’s last pack of spiderman fruit snacks i’m human garbage

#we are babysitting him tomorrow#he's gonna come in and want fruit snacks i just know it
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anniehinton:

Mumford & Sons - Ghosts That We Knew

#mumford and sons#music

canaydian:

its a young boys first year of school and his dad is very proud of him. his dad is really rich and shit so he asks his son”what do you want as your reward?” his son says “one grain of sugar” and his dad  thinks its kinda weird but he gives it to him anyways.

a few years later his son is graduating elementary school and his dad is very proud of him and very rich so he asks again what he wants as a reward. he says “one grain of sugar” so his dad gets him one grain of sugar. he is kinda offended by this cause he is so rich and can get his son anything he wants but he keeps asking for grains of sugar.

a couple years later the son is graduating middle school and his dad asks what do you want as a reward? and the son says “one grain of sugar” and the dad, of course, gives him what he wants. He is starting to get a little mad by now. He is rich, he can get him whatever he wants.

some years pass by and the son finally graduates high school. his dad is very proud and offers to buy his son a Lamborghini. His son says “no, just one grain of sugar” and his dad obliges. He is very annoyed.

After that, the son finally graduates college as a doctor and his dad asks him what he wants as a reward. the son asks again for one grain of sugar. the dad says “i can buy you whatever you want, are you sure?” the son says “yea” so he does. 

a couple days later the son ends up in a car accident and is very injured. He is in the hospital and the dad visits him knowing he’s going to die soon and asks him “why were you asking for these grains of sugar all these years when i am rich and can get you whatever you want?” the son smiles at his dad, and dies

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING JOKE#except i tell the version with the son wanting pink tennis balls#but either way#also i make it way longer bc i'm an asshole

If the apocalypse comes…beep me!”

#tv: btvs

Finchel in season 5

#before finn i used to sing alone :(#tv: glee#rachel x finn
#lies down dramatically#otp: i love you and i like you#tv: parks and recreation#leslie x ben
stoptouchingeachother:

(via One Direction Horoscope: How Compatible Are You?)

stoptouchingeachother:

(via One Direction Horoscope: How Compatible Are You?)

#harry is my highest match god bless#one direction#me x harry
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nagi-hime:

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#i feel this
emilianadarling:

bailarina-raven:

“I don’t want people to like her anymore, almost, that sounds really, really bad.I want people to realize that actually she’s not the same anymore. You can’t root for her forever, because she’s not there to be your favorite character. That’s not what she’s there for. She’s real. People go down bad paths and they make bad decisions, but it’s always justified in their head. I want the audience to differentiate that and not just be like, ‘Oh, it’s Arya, we love her.’ Because actually look at what Arya’s doing. She’s being eaten away from the inside out, and she’s not stopping it.” - about Arya

#A GAME OF CHILD ACTORS WHO REALLY KNOW THEIR FUCKING CHARACTERS

emilianadarling:

bailarina-raven:

“I don’t want people to like her anymore, almost, that sounds really, really bad.I want people to realize that actually she’s not the same anymore. You can’t root for her forever, because she’s not there to be your favorite character. That’s not what she’s there for. She’s real. People go down bad paths and they make bad decisions, but it’s always justified in their head. I want the audience to differentiate that and not just be like, ‘Oh, it’s Arya, we love her.’ Because actually look at what Arya’s doing. She’s being eaten away from the inside out, and she’s not stopping it.” - about Arya

#A GAME OF CHILD ACTORS WHO REALLY KNOW THEIR FUCKING CHARACTERS

#maisie and sophie understadn their characters so well god bless them#maisie williams#cast: game of thrones
Lasso - Phoenix

Lasso | Phoenix

Forever is a long long time
When you’ve lost your way

#this was my ringtone for soooooooooo long#it was a really great ringtone too#phoenix#music